Fast fingers make for great typos.

We have an instant messaging system at work to aid in collaboration across departments and locations. As a championship multi-tasker this is a tool I love; I can have four little blinking screens going at once resolving four different questions or hunting down data.

But with increased WIP and speed, quality suffers but not without a chuckle. Here are the top three typos of the week including intended word and a definition for the new derivative.

• Antidepresents (intended word: antidepressants)
  noun: these are gifts that actually make the recipient sad/depressed.
• Retarted (intended word: retarded)
  adjective: mildly deficient dessert in the tart family.
• Brasiest (intended word: busiest)
  adjective: the fastest bra around

That last typo was the most indicative of the week.