No, you don't need glasses

Blast you Vista. You got me again.

Upon printing and picking up the 2008 Holiday Examiner this weekend I learned of new defect--er um enhancement--in Word 2007. While complete with some very sexy photo treatments they degrade the quality of picture exponentially. My fine friends a FedEx Kinko's (love them!) offered to rerun the job at no cost but it would have required I head home, tweak each pic, resend job then go back and pick up. Sorry readers... I said "Screw it."

Consider it like this, I am 35 now and if I were on TV they would be shooting me through a filter, perhaps cheesecloth even. Why should my sans celebrity life be any different?

Surely I jest. I've uploaded the original photos for your online viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

Vista Can Suck It

I am hate, Hate, HATIN' on Vista.
Microsofts OCD for 'security' has completely ruined my new computer experience.
I am so angry all the curse words I know, in more than a few languages, plus a few primal screams have not helped.

Note to Microsoft... I can understand what your trying to do. Next time release two versions:

• 1.0 For retards and drunken monkeys. You can employ a new packaging concept of a crayon font with the 'R' backwards.
• 2.0 For normal, non-paranoid users who don't need this over secure piece of shite...

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